helliecarouselsaid: Hope this is the right place. Can you pls draw modern Thranduil and Legolas? Thanks!
GOD HE’D JUST BE PLAIN EMBARRASSING LIKE DAD CAN YOU NOT PICK ME UP IN THE OFF-WHITE MERCEDES BENZ
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Nori, others
Characters: Nori, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin’s Company
Additional Tags: The Calling, Ones, Stealing is a Craft, no matter what Dwalin or Dori say, BAMF Bilbo, eventually, Slow Build, Nori got a tomato problem, Bilbo has a pan, and he is not afrait to use it, even against meddling wizards, Angst and Humor, prove that being domestic can also happen on the road
At one point in their life all Dwarrow felt The Calling, the need to create something special for their One. Nori was a thief; his craft was to steal things. Somehow doubted that particular combination would work out. (Prompt fill)
Uncle Bilbo’s house was full of stories. Sometimes the stories were words, but sometimes the stories were things. Elvish things. Hobbitish things. Even Dwarvish things.
Frodo loved Uncle Bilbo’s stories.
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it is
You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spender in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken.
Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spender asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.
Spender’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.
Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.
Edit: I can’t believe I got her name wrong multiple times. The researcher in question is Dale Spender and the original publication of this research was called Man Made Language (1980).
Wait, wait, I literally just saw this article yesterday: Seven Studies That Prove Mansplaining Exists.
Teddy Altman is unofficial team dad for the Young Avengers. Whenever one of his teammates has had a bad day, he’s the first one to sit down with them with some hot chocolate or tea and ask if they want to talk about it. Whenever Teddy has a bad day, the whole team commences ‘Operation Bear Hug’ which roughly translates to YA cuddle puddle with silly movies. It’s a good trade off.
the first female chinese immigrant to america was a sixteen-year-old girl who was part of a cultural exhibit where she sat in a life-size diorama and people watched her eat with chopsticks while wearing silk clothes and that’s really all you need to know about the commodification of chinese women
Afong Moy. Her name was Afong Moy. Say the names of people who should be remembered.
…a pro-life nurse, applied for a job at Tampa Family Health Centers (in Florida) this past April. TFHC is a Title X clinic, meaning they’re all about things like family planning, contraception, and birth control.
So when Hellwege mentioned her affiliation with the “American Association of…
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3